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跟美联航段子手学英语
By PacifiLink飞洋在线
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美联航
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04/14/2017
Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can. We have first class, business class, and no class. Even terrorists are afraid to fly United Airlines! We will seat you, beat you, and blame you for our over-bookings! If you can't seat them, beat them. Come for the seating, stay for the beating. Board as a doctor, Leave as a patient. Not Enough Seating? Time For A Beating! We beat the customer, Not the competition! We treat you like we treat your luggage. You may have patients, but we don't have patience. We don't ask you. We choose you.
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